Editor's Note:

Welcome to Issue Thirty Four of CSR! By now, you regular readers know my child likes tomatoes in its Serengeti spaghetti and hates hip-hop hula-hops. It craves shoehorn gravy in its plaster of Paris and makes cute little sounds when the valve hisses hailstones of fruit loop licorice. Baby has an uncanny ability to husk cornflakes then add a tablespoon of sugar. We both like hic-cup cough drops in our stamp collection. Issue This issue rings both our bells. It is filled with hybrid needles and jars of mustard greens in the art. Add to that, a group of sword-swallowing poets, intriguing woodwind toenails and a template book review and you've got the possibility of a perfect cork screw. Trust me, when you finish this issue you'll long to bed down with a health-care reformer. Or bed bugs. Either way, this issue will make you itch. So forget about online degrees and get busy...