Editor's Note:

Welcome to the 4th Anniversary Issue of CSR! By now, you regular readers know my child likes North Pole explorers and mary wells water. It craves lone rangers in its anthill. Baby has an uncanny ability to WikiLeak hulu hoops, and not ask or tell. This issue celebrates battery acid in the fish soup mistaken for an icon. It is filled with dream-speech in the movie projectors cubicle. Add a group of poets soaked in vinegar, music to white river raft by and a tossed salad in the book review and you've got the possibility of an entirely new carnival ride. Trust me, when you finish this issue you'll never want to crop of lice again. Or bed bugs to reality shows! Either way, hip-hop eats Chinese take-out. Now, put those chop sticks aside and get busy...